Okay, I went to unf today to talk to an adviser in order to figure out which classes i needed to take for my Spring term. After that I was waiting for my friend who was going to show me the campus and stuff. However, while I was waiting I noticed this guy walking by who had a very… um.. disturbing look in his eyes. First thing I noticed was this dude’s eyes were HUGE. Then next thing I know he gets this grin on his face and says “HHHhhhhheeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy…”

 He was practically doing a 180 with his head and had one of those “look at how I walk as I strut like a one of those models on my girl tyra banks show.” At this point I was in a moment of complete shock, and thought REALLY?!?!?! The first time anyone openly hits on me at college and it is a dude.. huh.

BUT! that wasn’t the end of this interesting day. After that I found my friend and we initiated “Operation Sneak My Friend Into The Last Day Of Class Then Eat Bountiful College Meal” Or “Operation SMFITLDOCTEBCM” for short. After successfully disguising me through class, we ate lunch and I was given a tour of the campus. Overall a good day and it was fun hanging out with my friend and getting to see one of my friends. 

So my dog has this skin infection and we have to give him these pills. So every time we give them to him I say “you want some drugs?!?!?!”
he gets excited and starts wagging his tail cuz we wrap the pills in cheese.
if we don’t, he won’t eat them.

I go to Jcpenny to return a shirt for my mom today, and while in the midst of the return process the lady at the checkout asked if there was anything wrong with it.

I decided to be a little funny and was like, “yeah.. it just didn’t fit quite right.”

She looks at me and was “oh okay! yeah these things tend to get a lot of holes in them sometimes…”

 I’m not sure if she was trying to insult me or if I was just ignored. Either way me and my completely unoriginal witty humor was utterly unappreciated in the Jcpenny store today. 

When I was contacted by the person who is having me tutor her grandson I figured it would be like once a week. However, she is having me tutor him every day after school for one hour for 3 weeks and after that they will decide if they want to continue the tutoring. I am so excited!!! The reason she said she was so confident in me helping her grandson is because there were 3 different teachers who were all saying what a great tutor I would be for him. I am truly thankful for every opportunity God has provided for me. I just hope I can live up to their expectations haha.

So I’m going to a roller derby game today and as long as I don’t see any old people wearing their underwear on the out side of their pants it, should be a fun night.

My sister had to make a blog on some website for school and she decided to call it her juicy booger blog…

It has nothing to do with boogers and she says she loves the title..

Church went well today, but apparently one of the youth girls has a crush on me. She is definitely to young, and i could tell she was embarrassed to introduce herself to me since her face turned bright red. I acted nice and just treated her like a new friend, but the introduction definitely had some awkward moments.

Just spend like 4 hours doing accounting homework. Looks like it is going to be an interesting semester haha.

Just got an email for some student loan and they used YOLO! To try and convince people to sign up..

Hahahahahaha!!

I only had one class and my professor is a role playing, Italian/Asian food cooking, drum banging, fire spinning, computer geek? Yeah he is interesting to say the least. Haha